Archive for 2014

FAREWELL 2014, HELLO 2015! (December 31, 2014)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW – PART THREE (December 30, 2014)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW – PART TWO (December 29, 2014)

THE APHORISM THAT WAS AN ADAGE THAT WAS A MAXIM THAT WAS A DICTUM (December 28, 2014)

THE DARLING DAUGHTER™ PAYS A VISIT (December 27, 2014)

I HAD MYSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS AND LEARNED A NEW WORD (December 26, 2014)

THE CHRISTMAS WALTZ (December 25, 2014)

THE DAY OF THE DO (December 24, 2014)

THE YEAR IN REVIEW – PART ONE (December 23, 2014)

DAWN’S CRACK (December 22, 2014)

PLEASE DON’T FLUSH FOREIGN OBJECTS DOWN THE TOILET (December 21, 2014)

WRITING NOTES IN A TRICE (December 20, 2014)

I DON’T KNOW NOTHIN’ ‘BOUT BIRTHIN’ BABIES (December 19, 2014)

IN JUST NO TIME AT ALL (December 18, 2014)

THE RIGHT BIRDMAN (December 17, 2014)

I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU (December 16, 2014)

INTO THE BOYHOOD WOODS (December 15, 2014)

A COZY KIND OF SATURDAY (December 14, 2014)

A MALL AND THE NIGHT VISITORS (December 13, 2014)

CEREAL KILLERS (December 12, 2014)

FISHBURGERS AND VIDEOS (December 11, 2014)

THE SPLENDIDLY WORKING IPHONE AND THE SPIFFY NEW PORCELAIN CAP (December 10, 2014)

THE RELAXING AND PEACEFUL BIRTHDAY (December 9, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 52 AND BK AT 67 (December 8, 2014)

THE HOLIDAY SEASON OFFICIALLY BEGINS (December 7, 2014)

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM AND VICE VERSA (December 6, 2014)

THE FUN-AND-A-HALF DAY (December 5, 2014)

SLEEPLESS IN STUDIO CITY (December 4, 2014)

WHAT BEGAN AS ONE OF THOSE DAYS TURNED OUT FINE (December 3, 2014)

SNAZZLE AND SNIZ (December 2, 2014)

IT’S DECEMBER – LET THE HOLIDAY CHEER BEGIN (December 1, 2014)

DRAGGY AND SAGGY AND BAGGY (November 30, 2014)

THE FOLLY OF BEIGE THURSDAY AND BLACK FRIDAY (November 29, 2014)

STUFFED (November 28, 2014)

THE DAY OF THE TURKEY AND GIVING THANKS (November 27, 2014)

THE DISAPPEARING SOUP (November 26, 2014)

THE UNCAPPED CAP (November 25, 2014)

KLAATU BARADA NIKTO (November 24, 2014)

ZIP AND ZING (November 23, 2014)

WILL NO ONE RID ME OF THIS MEDDLESOME COUGH? (November 22, 2014)

THE HORRIFYING ORDEAL OF YESTERDAY (November 21, 2014)

FEELING MY OATS (November 20, 2014)

THE REALLY BIG SLEEP (November 19, 2014)

EXHAUSTED BUT HOME SAFE AND SOUND (November 18, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT THE TRIAD 2 AND ON MY WAY HOME (November 17, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT THE TRIAD 1 (November 16, 2014)

THE LONG REHEARSAL DAY (November 15, 2014)

THE BEAUTY OF BEAUTIFUL (November 14, 2014)

ON MY WAY TO THE CITY THAT NEVER SLEEPS, NAMELY NEW YORK, NEW YORK (November 13, 2014)

PREPARATIONS II, THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES (November 12, 2014)

PREPARATIONS (November 11, 2014)

THE DOUBLE NOTHING (November 10, 2014)

A HAPPY HAINESHISWAY.COM ANNIVERSARY (November 9, 2014)

THE WEIRD AND THE WEIRDER (November 8, 2014)

PETRIFIED (November 7, 2014)

THE LONGEST DAY (November 6, 2014)

PIPPIN REDUX (November 5, 2014)

TAKING THE DAY (November 4, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 51 (November 3, 2014)

TURN BACK THE CLOCKS (November 2, 2014)

THE NOVEMBER NOTES (November 1, 2014)

THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT (October 31, 2014)

THE ORDEAL OF THE TOOTH EXTRACTION (October 30, 2014)

UNEXPECTED TURNS OF THE THIRD KIND (October 29, 2014)

PAIN (October 28, 2014)

I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAMS (October 27, 2014)

THEY DON’T MAKE ‘EM LIKE THAT ANYMORE (October 26, 2014)

TALKING TRASH (October 25, 2014)

THE MYSTERIES OF THE CHINESE BOX (October 24, 2014)

DECIDING ON THE BOOK (October 23, 2014)

WAS TUESDAY YOUR GOOD NEWS DAY? (October 22, 2014)

AND THE PARTY GOES ROUND (October 21, 2014)

LAUNCHING THE PARTY (October 20, 2014)

DOING THE HULA AND CATCHING UP WITH SPAMALOT (October 19, 2014)

WITH AN EMPHASIS ON THE LATTAH (October 18, 2014)

FORGET IT, JAKE – IT’S CHINATOWN (October 17, 2014)

THE ZEN BRAIN (October 16, 2014)

IT MIGHT BE FUN (October 15, 2014)

STOP AND SNAP (October 14, 2014)

GONE MOVIE (October 13, 2014)

REPETITION IS MY MIDDLE NAME (October 12, 2014)

FLUFF (October 11, 2014)

NOT ENOUGH HOLLANDAISE (October 10, 2014)

THE BIG HUNK, THE ABBA-ZABA AND THE LOOK (October 9, 2014)

CARRIE AND THE QUESTION OF REMAKES (October 8, 2014)

THE GREAT MARSHMALLOW JOKE (October 7, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 50 (October 6, 2014)

BREAKING THE FAST (October 5, 2014)

ENORMOUS MAGNITUDE (October 4, 2014)

THE BIG BURRITO (October 3, 2014)

THURSDAYS AND CYBELE (October 2, 2014)

THE OCTOBER COUNTRY (October 1, 2014)

SEQUENCING (September 30, 2014)

THE PAPER TIME MACHINE (September 29, 2014)

THE SATURDAY SHOW AND HOW IT WENT (September 28, 2014)

THE RETURN OF THE RAY COURTS CELEBRITY SHOW (September 27, 2014)

MAGIC TO DO (September 26, 2014)

A WHOLE LOT OF HEAVEN (September 25, 2014)

FINGERNAILS (September 24, 2014)

FINISHING THE COMPS (September 23, 2014)

PRIME RIB (September 22, 2014)

THREE ADAMS (September 21, 2014)

NIGHTMARE THEATRE (September 20, 2014)

BEWITCHED, BEWITCHED (September 19, 2014)

THERE’S GODZILLA AND THERE’S GODZILLA (September 18, 2014)

THE COMPS (September 17, 2014)

102 IN THE SHADE (September 16, 2014)

COMING SOON – KRITZERLAND MUSICAL THEATRE CAMP (September 15, 2014)

THE RETURN OF THE HAMBURGER HAMLET IN THE OAKS OF SHERMAN (September 14, 2014)

THE PHOTO SHOOT (September 13, 2014)

THE EGGS BENEDICT ADVENTURE (September 12, 2014)

A NEW DELI IN THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY (September 11, 2014)

THE CRUX OF THE NOTES (September 10, 2014)

RECORDING A COMMENTARY IN SMELL-O-VISION (September 9, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 49 (September 8, 2014)

THE TWO-SHOW DAY (September 7, 2014)

WITH AN EMPHASIS ON THE LADDER (September 6, 2014)

A DAY OF MOSTLY REST AND RELAXATION OR NO IRRITATION ALLOWED (September 5, 2014)

FINISHING THE VOCALS (September 4, 2014)

THE WISTERIA BUSH OR NSFW (September 3, 2014)

EVERY DAY A LITTLE DEARTH (September 2, 2014)

SEPTEMBER AND SESSION TWO (September 1, 2014)

SESSION ONE (August 31, 2014)

CAPITOL RECORDS HERE WE COME (August 30, 2014)

THE WAY OF ALL FLESH (August 29, 2014)

DO NOT MOURN MY FEET (August 28, 2014)

THE ZAGAT RATING AND THE FRIED EGG (August 27, 2014)

THE GIRL WITH THE ANNOYING VOICE (August 26, 2014)

BUSY AS A BK (August 25, 2014)

THE PLEASANT SATURDAY (August 24, 2014)

SUBSTANCE ABUSE (August 23, 2014)

TALL TALES AND TALL TAILS (August 22, 2014)

EN POINTE (August 21, 2014)

QUEASY DOES IT (August 20, 2014)

PRAY FOR ROSEMARY’S BABY (August 19, 2014)

ITSY BITSY SPIDER IN A YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINI (August 18, 2014)

AND THEN CAME MAUDE (August 17, 2014)

OPENMEAL (August 16, 2014)

HUSH PUPPIES (August 15, 2014)

SMELLY FILMS (August 14, 2014)

YOU KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE, DON’T YOU? (August 13, 2014)

THE POLAROID LAND CAMERA (August 12, 2014)

TAKING THE BULL BY THE HORNS (August 11, 2014)

AND THEY’RE OFF AND RUNNING (August 10, 2014)

THE SECOND PICK-UP SESSION (August 9, 2014)

NOTES FROM THE FJORD (August 8, 2014)

THE DAILY GRIND (August 7, 2014)

YOU’LL WONDER WHERE THE YELLOW WENT (August 6, 2014)

THE DUNDERHEADS AND HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM (August 5, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 48 (August 4, 2014)

THE DAY OF THE SOUND CHECK AND SHOW (August 3, 2014)

WRAPPING MY HEAD AROUND THE DAY (August 2, 2014)

HAPPY AUGUST (August 1, 2014)

DISCERNIBLE CHEESE (July 31, 2014)

FIG NEWTONS (July 30, 2014)

THE BACH NOTES (July 29, 2014)

AUNTIE MEME (July 28, 2014)

CHICKEN IN A BISKIT (July 27, 2014)

FOR THOSE WHO DON’T SPEAK FRENCH (July 26, 2014)

WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE? (July 25, 2014)

QUE SERA SERA (WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE) (July 24, 2014)

THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE (July 23, 2014)

WHEN THE SEQUEL ISN’T EQUAL (July 22, 2014)

THE BEAT GOES ON (July 21, 2014)

MR. ORMANDY AND THE PHILADELPHIA ORCHESTRA (July 20, 2014)

A DAY OF PREPARATION (July 19, 2014)

I’LL DRINK TO THAT (July 18, 2014)

SARNO’S (July 17, 2014)

UNFASHIONABLY LATE (July 16, 2014)

A WONDERLAND OF WORDS, A SEMBLANCE OF SENTENCES AND A PLETHORA OF PARAGRAPHS (July 15, 2014)

ASSEMBLING THE WORLD (July 14, 2014)

THE PICK-UP SESSION (July 13, 2014)

OLD HOME WEEK (July 12, 2014)

BOWLING (July 11, 2014)

TO COMPLY OR NOT TO COMPLY, THAT IS THE QUESTION (July 10, 2014)

THE WONDERFUL, MAGICAL DAYS AND NIGHTS OF PACIFIC OCEAN PARK (July 9, 2014)

THE ALL AROUND PLEASANT DAY (July 8, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 47 (July 7, 2014)

ANOTHER OP’NIN’, ANOTHER SHOW (July 6, 2014)

THE DAY OF THE STUMBLE-THROUGH (July 5, 2014)

LIGHT UP THE SKY FOR IT’S THE FOURTH OF JULY (July 4, 2014)

DAMN THE TORPEDOES AND FULL SPEED AHEAD (July 3, 2014)

THE REVOLTING BODY (July 2, 2014)

LET’S CALL A JULY A JULY (July 1, 2014)

SWEET GHERKIN (June 30, 2014)

ONTRA AND THE CAFETERIA (June 29, 2014)

NOT QUITE THE END OF AN ERA (June 28, 2014)

THE RODGERS THAT WAS MARY (June 27, 2014)

I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP (June 26, 2014)

DEEP KLEENEX (June 25, 2014)

GOING VIRAL (June 24, 2014)

‘SWONDERFUL SANDY (June 23, 2014)

THE LEVIN FIX (June 22, 2014)

KRITZERLAND GOES EAST (June 21, 2014)

PLEASE, DON’T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN (June 20, 2014)

SIPPY CUP (June 19, 2014)

THE HAIR SHIRT MAKES A COMEBACK (June 18, 2014)

THE MONDAY THAT REEKED OF MONDAY (June 17, 2014)

MY MELANCHOLY BABY (June 16, 2014)

THE DAY OF THE FATHERS (June 15, 2014)

THE TRANQUIL FRIDAY THE 13TH (June 14, 2014)

THE LUG NUT (June 13, 2014)

BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE TIRED (June 12, 2014)

THE DANCE OF THE SEVEN VEILS WITH FIVE VEILS (June 11, 2014)

THE LETTER (June 10, 2014)

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (June 9, 2014)

THE RUTH’S CHRIS EFFECT (June 8, 2014)

ART ISN’T EASY (June 7, 2014)

BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSODENT (June 6, 2014)

AFFORDABLE DENTURES (June 5, 2014)

THE $2.98 SECRET (June 4, 2014)

DAMN NOTES (June 3, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 46 (June 2, 2014)

JUMPING INTO JUNE (June 1, 2014)

AN EVENING WITH RICHARD M. SHERMAN (May 31, 2014)

NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR, THE TRIAL, AND THE CRUCIBLE, OH MY (May 30, 2014)

A CAPITOL IDEA (May 29, 2014)

MISSING ABNER AND THE WEIRD LITTLE DAY (May 28, 2014)

THE SMOOTH REHEARSAL (May 27, 2014)

THE DAY AFTER (May 26, 2014)

ONWARD ABNER (May 25, 2014)

BASKING IN THE GLOW OF THE FRIDAY NIGHT SHOW (May 24, 2014)

TWO-A-DAY (May 23, 2014)

THE OPENING OF ABNER (May 22, 2014)

THE PREVIEW (May 21, 2014)

FINAL DRESS (May 20, 2014)

WHAT I DID ON SUNDAY (May 19, 2014)

DRESS REHEARSAL (May 18, 2014)

CUE-TO-CUE WITH YOU-KNOW-WHO (May 17, 2014)

ABNER INTO TECH (May 16, 2014)

THE PROBING OF SITZ (May 15, 2014)

IT ISN’T EASY BEING QUEASY (May 14, 2014)

RUN-THROUGH LAND (May 13, 2014)

PIE IN THE FACE (May 12, 2014)

FOR ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (May 11, 2014)

FIGHTING THE GUCK (May 10, 2014)

THE ROAD TO DOGPATCH (May 9, 2014)

REVEALING ABNER (May 8, 2014)

UNATTRACTIVELY NAMED FRUITS (May 7, 2014)

TAKEN ABACK (May 6, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 45 (May 5, 2014)

THE ALWAYS FUN STUMBLE THROUGH (May 4, 2014)

THE MOSTLY PRODUCTIVE FRIDAY (May 3, 2014)

NIGHT AND DAY (May 2, 2014)

MAYTIME (May 1, 2014)

THE LAST OF APRIL (April 30, 2014)

THE NATURE OF EVENTS (April 29, 2014)

MOST EXCELLENT VIBES AND XYLOPHONES AND CHICKEN SOUP (April 28, 2014)

THE RESTFUL SATURDAY DURING WHICH I DID NOT MUCH OF ANYTHING (April 27, 2014)

THE EXPLODING HEAD OR HOW I DID THE BALLET (April 26, 2014)

ENORMOUS MAGNITUDE (April 25, 2014)

IT’S A TYPICAL DAY (April 24, 2014)

HAPPY AS A MALC (April 23, 2014)

THE LONG, LONG BOOK SCENES OF MONDAY (April 22, 2014)

IN THE SPIRIT OF THINGS (April 21, 2014)

THE PASSOVER EASTER PARADE (April 20, 2014)

CHOREOGRAPHY (April 19, 2014)

BLOCKING (April 18, 2014)

LYRICS AND STORYTELLING AND ATTITUDE AND HAPPINESS AND BRIGHTNESS, OH MY (April 17, 2014)

TUNEFUL (April 16, 2014)

THE JOURNEY BEGINS (April 15, 2014)

FINISHING THE CAKE (April 14, 2014)

IN PLAIN ENGLISH (April 13, 2014)

THE DAY OF THE SIGNING (April 12, 2014)

MY BEST SHOT (April 11, 2014)

WHAT TAKES MY FANCY (April 10, 2014)

A MOUTHFUL OF ONIONS (April 9, 2014)

CROQUETTES (April 8, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 44 (April 7, 2014)

A SIMPLER TIME OR WHEN YOU COULD PLAY WITH A FANNER 50 AND IT WAS OKAY (April 6, 2014)

WHAT IS PERFECTION? (April 5, 2014)

POMEGRANATE DREAMS (April 4, 2014)

HEEEERE’S JOHNNY! (April 3, 2014)

MEET AND GREET (April 2, 2014)

THESE APRIL FOOLISH THINGS REMIND ME OF YOU (April 1, 2014)

BEFUDDLED WITH INSUFFICIENT CHILI (March 31, 2014)

THE UNKNOWN NOTES (March 30, 2014)

MAKE BELIEVE PANIC (March 29, 2014)

THE CHINESE WATER TORTURE (March 28, 2014)

GOING WITH THE FLOW (March 27, 2014)

HOW NOT TO DIRECT A FEATURETTE (March 26, 2014)

TWIRLING A BATON WHILST SINGING YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS AND DOING THE SPLITS (March 25, 2014)

CURTAINS (March 24, 2014)

TRIPPING THE LIGHT FANDANGO (March 23, 2014)

FLIRTING WITH A GNU (March 22, 2014)

IN MY ELEMENT (March 21, 2014)

KICKING THE ASS OF IRRITATING (March 20, 2014)

THE DAY THAT WAS A BLUR (March 19, 2014)

SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL (March 18, 2014)

THE COMEDY OF ERRORS (March 17, 2014)

RITT LARGE (March 16, 2014)

NOTES FOR A HORDE (March 15, 2014)

NORDIC NOIR (March 14, 2014)

SPACKLING A HOLE (March 13, 2014)

WORKING WITH SANDY AND LANNY (March 12, 2014)

THE OUTAGE OUTRAGE (March 11, 2014)

STREAMERS (March 10, 2014)

MEET ME IN DAHL (March 9, 2014)

THE PATH TO PITH (March 8, 2014)

STUDIO GHIBLI (March 7, 2014)

FROZEN GRAVITY (March 6, 2014)

BLIMPIE (March 5, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 43 (March 4, 2014)

THE AMAZING, COLOSSAL HAINESHISWAY.COM OSCAR BASH (March 3, 2014)

ENDING OUR RUN ON A HIGH NOTE (March 2, 2014)

MARCH MARCHED IN LIKE A LION (March 1, 2014)

THE WEATHER REPORT AND OTHER MATTERS (February 28, 2014)

NOTES WITH GLUTEN (February 27, 2014)

THE COVER ART (February 26, 2014)

THE MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY CONUNDRUM (February 25, 2014)

THE TEAL PUSH (February 24, 2014)

BUMPER STICKERS (February 23, 2014)

THE PHANTOM DOORBELL (February 22, 2014)

LAYING THE CARDS ON THE TABLE (February 21, 2014)

THE OKAY DAY (February 20, 2014)

HEAD-SCRATCHING BEHAVIOR (February 19, 2014)

COMBS (February 18, 2014)

THE AWARD-WINNING ME (February 17, 2014)

JUDGING THE FINALS (February 16, 2014)

THIRTEEN (February 15, 2014)

VALENTINE’S DAY OR GLAZED NUTS (February 14, 2014)

SEND IN THE SNOODS (February 13, 2014)

ACCOUNTABILITY (February 12, 2014)

THE DAY I DIDN’T REMEMBER (February 11, 2014)

PHASE TWO (February 10, 2014)

THE JOY OF RUTH CHRIS (February 9, 2014)

THE BOOK FAIR (February 8, 2014)

PROOF (February 7, 2014)

THE NOTES FROM SHANGHAI (February 6, 2014)

FINISHING THE BOOK 14 (February 5, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 42 (February 4, 2014)

THE TANGERINE SESSION (February 3, 2014)

AND THE WORLD GOES ROUND – THE RECORDING (February 2, 2014)

HELLO FEBRUARY OR JUST AN OLD-FASHIONED KISHKA (February 1, 2014)

THE SITZPROBE (January 31, 2014)

PIQUANT AND PERT (January 30, 2014)

THE CALM BEFORE THE CRAZY (January 29, 2014)

THE BUSY WEEK BEGINS (January 28, 2014)

THUS BEGINS A VERY BUSY WEEK (January 27, 2014)

LOOK, UP IN THE SKY – IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE, IT’S SUPERMAN? (January 26, 2014)

OUTSIDE THE COMFORT ZONE (January 25, 2014)

TRIAL BY FIRE (January 24, 2014)

I REMEMBER SKY (January 23, 2014)

WORKING THE WORKSHOP (January 22, 2014)

WHAT I FIND ODD (January 21, 2014)

WHIRLING DERVISH (January 20, 2014)

DINNER AND POSTMORTEM (January 19, 2014)

THREE DIMENSIONS IN TWO DIMENSIONS (January 18, 2014)

THURSDAYS AND TRAFFIC AND MORONS, OH MY (January 17, 2014)

BELLS ARE RINGING (January 16, 2014)

THE PHOTOGRAPHIC NOTES (January 15, 2014)

A LOVELY NIGHT (January 14, 2014)

ONE STARRY NIGHT (January 13, 2014)

THE BENEFIT IS LOOMING (January 12, 2014)

THE LEAN AND MEAN NOTES (January 11, 2014)

THE ADVENTURES OF PLUMBERMAN (January 10, 2014)

THE HAPPY MUSE (January 9, 2014)

DON’T BELIEVE ME? WATCH. (January 8, 2014)

IN A PICKLE (January 7, 2014)

KRITZERLAND AT STERLING’S 41 (January 6, 2014)

THE MAGICAL STUMBLE-THROUGH (January 5, 2014)

CARRIED AWAY (January 4, 2014)

GET UP, WRITE, REHEARSE, EAT, WRITE, SLEEP – AND THE WORLD GOES ROUND (January 3, 2014)

A PATCH OF BLUE (January 2, 2014)

WELCOME 2014! (January 1, 2014)

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